Paula Philips

The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist

“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”

by SHEEEAAAWN May 25, 2023

Paula Padilha

a hot piece of ass, incredibly smart and really lovely.
she's the most friendly person you'll ever know and she's very tall.

Paula Padilha is awesome!

by tdogmosby August 05, 2014

Paulaed

The action of a parent not liking your friend and You no longer being able to hang out with them

Paula got Paulaed because of an "aggressive" phone call to her mom.

by SassySmores January 26, 2023

paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023

paula margarita

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!

"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"

by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016

pulling a paula

when someone ghosts you for three days or more

Pulling a Paula is when you have a super great conversation with a girl and then she decides to stop texting you all of a sudden. Usually used in a lesbian relationship.

Hey Arcadia, how’s that girl you’ve been taking to? Oh yeah I don’t wanna talk about it, she pulled a Paula.

by gaygeorgewashington December 18, 2018

Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person

Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character

by stone wall Jackson March 25, 2014