Kris Vance

A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.

Kris vance the man, the legend.

by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis

striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)

has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here

came here on a lorry

solid builder

"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"

"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"

by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020

Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.

He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 7, 2017

kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 6, 2022

Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.

Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.

by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022