heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heterosexual

That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M

In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.

BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.

by Kertes August 9, 2019

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

Heterosexual

Being heterosexual means you like someone of the opposite gender, if you were a girl you would like boys and only boys if you were heterosexual. People may also say they are straight instead of heterosexual because it’s shorter and easier to pronounce.

“I’m heterosexual, or straight as they call it.”

by CrazyEllie_definitions December 27, 2022

heterosexual

Binary people who are attracted to people of the opposite gender.

Heterosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021