A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017
Get the standing deskmug. Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
Get the desk droolingmug. by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017
Get the desk wettingmug. hot desk n. A desk that is not assigned to a particular employee, but rather is available for use and can be reserved in advance by a mobile worker whenever they are required to be in the office.
—v. To reserve such a desk.
—v. To reserve such a desk.
Example Citation:
"And this is a growing trend. Sue Rix, of BT's Workstyle Consultancy, which helps companies cater for mobile workers, says: 'A lot of companies have hot desks and touch-down areas where you can plug in your laptop and download. The original idea came from the cyber cafes that were set up so people could surf the web.' "
—Stephen Hoare, "How to feel at home without the office," The Times, November 23, 1999
"And this is a growing trend. Sue Rix, of BT's Workstyle Consultancy, which helps companies cater for mobile workers, says: 'A lot of companies have hot desks and touch-down areas where you can plug in your laptop and download. The original idea came from the cyber cafes that were set up so people could surf the web.' "
—Stephen Hoare, "How to feel at home without the office," The Times, November 23, 1999
by Lemodeste April 6, 2007
Get the hot deskmug. by coby March 5, 2003
Get the Under The Deskmug. When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
by Gooseberries January 21, 2009
Get the Desk Promotionmug. A person who is required by their boss to be seen in their chair during normal business daytime hours, even though this may not be productive. Contrast with someone who has a flexible schedule. (desk phantom)
The desk mannequin may often be required to interact with clients or answer phone calls or may be involved in a support operation. The desk phantom on the other hand comes and goes and may be at the desk late in the day and return to work into the wee hours of the night.
The desk mannequin may often be required to interact with clients or answer phone calls or may be involved in a support operation. The desk phantom on the other hand comes and goes and may be at the desk late in the day and return to work into the wee hours of the night.
Joanne has to get to work by 8, she's a desk mannequin for Compucorp. She'll be available again right after 5 though.
by johngagon February 25, 2010
Get the desk mannequinmug.