crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.

Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.

by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.

Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice

by ALowrie October 17, 2011

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018