Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018

dirty sob

Its a very derogatory name. SOB is short for Son of a Bitch.

Uncle Ray: I hope that dirty sob nephew of mine Joe doesn't come onto chummys bar tonight or I'll have to shoe him in the pants.

by anonymous February 17, 2025

brown sobbing tiger

A cocktail mixture made from saki, weed, and anti-depressants.

The bar sold a brown sobbing tiger to the homeless man

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Sob Farm

when someone says something unfunny or outrageous on purpose to get sob reacted

all everyone does is sob farm these days

by allthegliterr February 27, 2025

Santomenno SOB

A Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 1, 2018