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Darryl Swingley 

The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
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Bolivian shingles 

I've got some good Bolivian shingles here.
Bolivian shingles by Sororita February 18, 2022
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coty swindles 

He's just waiting to fleece any unexpected victim.
I was swindled by that guy... again. I can't believe he ripped me off again! Swindles... he cheated while we were betting... God Damn mf Coty Swindles!
coty swindles by screamo1 March 7, 2022

Mingle Shingles 

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!

National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
National Singles day by Rinnie! January 21, 2023

Bean Shingles 

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.
I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!
Bean Shingles by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.