The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

shit

the word after you say wehn you get fucking quickscoped

Peter-"Shit i got quickscoped."

by mummafucka August 26, 2018

shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.

I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me

by Communist manifesto February 3, 2021

Shit the wall

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.

1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.

by Oyml December 23, 2023

that shit deep

When your in a girl and your balls hit her butt hole

Guy1: How'd it go last night?
Guy2: I got that shit deep bro.

by Jakeboy July 28, 2016

dog shit

man of awe

that guy is so dog shit

by wavywtff November 6, 2020

shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018