Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023

smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist

don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam

by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

your mom

your mom

dave: hey lexi
lexi:hey dave
dave: i did your mom last night!
lexi: ................
dave: laughs

by kakapoopooo April 18, 2022

Whatever shakes your coco

This is a phrase that often means whatever "feels right" or whatever "makes you feel good". -Aka "you do you".

"I am so into 'Vegetarian Progressive Grindcore'!"
"Whatever shakes your coco, bruh..."

by Hugovoos November 1, 2022

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022