dumb as shit

The person reading this.

You're dumb as shit.

by toeney January 21, 2020

Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

Gali Shit

Referring to anything a wild Ukrainian specimen found in the south of the United Kingdom only known as Gali posts online specifically on the popular PC and Mobile application "Discord".

Gali Shit can range from anything as simple as a decade old YouTube video to a TikTok cartel beheading video.

if its out of pocket and overly stupid it's Gali Shit.

Person 1: What the fuck did dave just post in general ?

Person 2: oh thats just pure Gali Shit.

by Datboiduck January 1, 2024

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you l stand in front of a fan after you smeared SHIT all over your body especially YOUR ASS.

I was in so much ecstasy when SHIT HITS THE FAN. as the best part is the DRYING EFFECT AND THE SHIT FUMES together.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025