i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.

‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.

by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022

Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.

"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

You a smart

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

who the hell is you?

rethorical question
(offensive)

"Who the hell is you?!"
Taunt by inhabitant of a greater city within verbal dispute
Could also be directed to a group in order to disapprove the power of such, which might usualy be a concern considering the numbers, due to the transformation of the grammatically correct word "are" (Plural) to "is" (Singular).

by Wordywoodismorningood April 10, 2019

But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

by the one and only, glitch December 15, 2022

The hell, you say!

vehemently disagreeing with someone

I am the leader of this platoon and what I say goes! The hell, you say! You are nothing without me

by what do i care 125 December 27, 2020