minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

by earcher5 April 2, 2011

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 17, 2021

Sweep n Shit

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.

“Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
“That shit kinda hurt”

by Gimme that Sweep n Shit January 22, 2019

O shit

What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.

Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"

by Shayeiguess January 19, 2018

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017