shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

Shit pc

When your pc is laggy like peter's pc.

Person: I have 20 fps.
HIs friend: Shit pc!!!!!

by HAHAHAHA Shit pc August 17, 2022

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".

after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".

by Lou. Sassle February 17, 2024

Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010