give me your game card

when you see and want to be like someone who is doing way better in life than you

*ana has good grades, a loyal bf, and is rich*
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !

by tsisntreal December 17, 2023

Pop Your Pussy

When you put a ping pong ball in your pussy and you pop it across your man’s chest

I love it when you pop your pussy for me

by Pastaonthemonsta February 11, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor

Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"

by r0se.x. January 9, 2023

your mommmmmmmmmm

the ultimate come back to ruin someone carrier.

Obama : you are the least intelligent human our race has experienced. you have an iq below zero and you wont last a second out in the real world. the only use anyone will get from you is the ground when i knock you out and use you as fertilizer.

guy: your mommmmmmmmmm

by mcfrickhead June 4, 2019

National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024