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Jew fro

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head
Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame
by Dylowned September 16, 2005
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puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping
that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew
by jingleballs May 4, 2006
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Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew
by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022
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bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021
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jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
by J Slasher December 7, 2020
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