Alcohol Socialism

The belief that all alcohol in and around a party should be shared equally by its guests.

Alright everyone, we're abiding by alcohol socialism tonight, so pass your bottle to the right and take a pull!

by BurgerKing22 November 18, 2011

socially linear

unable to understand social interaction; unable to pickup social cues

Quinn is so Socially linear that he couldn't tell I was making a light joke.

by Squier1212 August 19, 2008

Social Evulguation

The act of trolling somebody so well that they think you are being serious.

John: I heard some guy trolled ESPN and ended up on the show because he claimed the cubs were the best MLB team.
Jimmy: What an act of social evulguation.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

social capital

consists of both words social and capital
Social Capital is the extensive base of networks which an educated, knowledgable, and well integrated people create that facilitates economic development and activity.

At the macro level, social capital can affect the economic performance and the processes of economic growth and development.

by Micheal Brenen January 19, 2006

social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.

Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.

by internetless December 25, 2015

Social carcinogen

A person who is seen to be derogatory to social standing when seen with - socially carcinogenic.

"Yo man what the hell are you doing hanging around with Daisy!?"

"I know everyone hates her...I just thought we sorta clicked,"

"Dude find your balls! She looks like a walrus..everyone hates her. She's totally a social carcinogen!"

by ExEE April 19, 2009

libertarian socialism

An anarchist who likes government. A libertarian who hates freedom. A communist/socialist with a different name for PR reasons. Basically something that doesn't make sense. Another way of describing it...a monkey in a pinata.

Libertarian Socialism is the perfect ideology for a schizo.

by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006