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sheet slayer 

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.
"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."
sheet slayer by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

sheet cred 

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.
I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.
sheet cred by formicah February 21, 2011

Sheet jumper 

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.
She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.
Sheet jumper by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Sheet Swallowing 

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.
Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.
Verb: To Sheet
Recency: New - Age of Remote Working, Screen Sharing

An act by which you accidentally leave your Screen Share, or Camera on and embarrassing activity may be seen - such as masturbating, watching porn, or bad mouthing working colleagues.
Usage:
1: Oh no, did you know John SHEET himself - he left his camera on and wanked onto a teddy bear.
2: Haha, Sarah left her screen share on, and slagged of her boss and other people message here. Everyone saw it. It was so embarrassing. Can't believe she SHEET herself.
Sheet by Gridder June 17, 2021

Sichuan Sheet 

Named after the region in China where H5N1 Bird Flu crossed over into all manner of animals (and humans) and killed them after an outbreak at Qinghai Lakes.

When that happened, the Chinese tried to cover it up by claiming it was "Streptococcus Suis" a (mild bacterial infection that usually does not kill) To honor their "SS" the term "Sichuan Sheet" was coined to highlight the coverup attempt. A sheet is a thin coverup that can be seen through.

Sichuan Sheet is the highly lethal post Qinghai Lakes strain of Bird Flu that is killing humans to the west and south of China.
Those people in Turkey and Iraq are all dying of Sichuan Sheet. When are they going to get a vaccine?
Sichuan Sheet by Joe Neubarth March 14, 2006