put your dick on 

To cowboy-up, to man-up. To stop being a pussy and start acting like a man....with a dick

Bob: She's hot, but I'm afraid to talk to her.
Jaqrell: Put your dick on and talk to her.

put your dick on by cjwray910 August 16, 2009

get your swoll on 

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

get your swoll on by Kornel West January 9, 2011

get your glow on 

To get your glow on is to express yourself in a way that is all YOU. It is to speak your truth with power and style and to risk being judged by people who don't understand.

Don't hold back, don't front. Get your glow on! Show us what you got.

get your glow on by asexymind September 6, 2008

get your mac on

a phrase often used by Ashley Cullison; usually to emphasize that she is about to holler or make out with a really sexy boy.

hey ashley, are you going to get your mac on with Nolan this weekend?

get your mac on by Ashquita! February 23, 2009

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot 

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008

Defining your name on urbandictionary 

When a person with that name tries to hype them mrs and make themselves sound amazing and supernaturally human and give themselves the best qualities they can think of when they’re really hobos using the KFC free wifi on the edge of the road

Stop defining your name on urbandictionary, you’re not hot Sophia!

Defining your name on urbandictionary by LuckyStar123 July 15, 2018

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day 

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day by playergod March 21, 2021