bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006

hungry bum

When a persons lower clothing rises up into their bum crack.

Friend 1: Look at that bird's arse.
Friend 2: Haha! Hungry bum

by Mohammadou Booboo May 13, 2008

Bum Slush

Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.

'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'

by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007

bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 September 27, 2008

Coco Bum

A black woman's fine, round arse. Another word for big bubbal butt tingz.

Yeah, let's see that coco bum babes.

by Homer Smith October 14, 2006

bum tricks

some one who wants to have bum sex with another

friend one. you coming out for a beer 2 nite mate
friend two. yea man, but dont try playin any of your bum tricks on me, when we are pissed !
friend one. hahahahahahahaahaha
friend two. you dirty bummer

by matt+smiyh January 28, 2008

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006