ass pimple

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.

"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"

by MThrasher July 2, 2006

ass kissing

To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass.

Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing.

by Pavelski8 September 17, 2006

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

Ass face

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)

Carol was being such an ass face today.

by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006

Ass Dribbling

use of one's open hand against the butt cheeks of a female partner; in which a male procceeds to slap or smack a girl's buttocks in rapid succession creating a "basketball-like" sensation in which the ass cheeks begin to bounce up & down. Also when the anus has been improperly wiped, causing wet fecal matter to ooze down one's butt-crack (typically after eating Mexican food).

It was late last Friday night after clubbin' when our group of friends went to Albertos for some good authentic Mexican eating, which cause me to have an "Ass Dribbling" incident afterwards.

by the Dirty Sanchez 2010 November 28, 2010

Pile of Ass

(n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.

Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

pied in the ass

to be owned, as in murtaghed, or perhaps even eragond; or, to be literally fucked in the ass

Sheckelles: "yeah, i stuffed Paul's shot sooo bad the other day"

Brandon: "yeah dude, he was completely pied in the ass"

or

Corey: "i heard Cassidy pied Paul in the ass the other night"
Sheckelles: "i knew those two were fudgepackers"

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006