When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018
Get the Shit like a kingmug. by ElliottBurmaster May 7, 2019
Get the Living Like Larrymug. When you're really high
by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016
Get the faded like skinnysmug. the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln
Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.
by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009
Get the drive like a danmug. As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.
by MQGYVER November 13, 2019
Get the Squat Like Khalifmug. Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020
Get the Horse like cockmug. (n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.
I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.
by sniki July 6, 2010
Get the smashed like joymug.