Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014

king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

King Nakee

The morning after sex, simply great..you wake up bare and don't feel like putting clothes on, so you wrap the covers around you, like a cape, all the while you claim you are infact the King Nakee!

Women: Wow that was amazing sex!
Man: Well what do you expect, Im King Nakee
Women: You got that right, so how bout you take those covers off?
Men: Go fuck yourself. Im King Nakee!

by Mr.Ballzee December 17, 2008

King Coz

A guy by the name of ‘Coznigs’ who is a very strong person who will never back down from anything, he is a king and always will be a king.

King Coz what’s poppin my dude

by Corey Zielinski May 29, 2019

Cringe King

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.

*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...

by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018

Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 1, 2011