Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

Live

‣ Noun

- the truth

‣ “On a live?”

- Are you being serious?

Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “you’re capping”
- “Jaq I’m tuning the live (or “vli”).”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Nathan Livings

The detestable father of William James Livings, he has a crippling gambling addiction which has drained his family of all money and has racked up thousands in credit card debt. He is short (4ft to be exact), bald and a 'Damned Juggernaut' likened to the appearance of Mr Hyde. He is associated with the Morman church and is the churches number 1 'Soaking' master. Husband to the domineering wife Katy Livings who strikes fear into the souls of many. He is currently unemployed and resides in the casino's female bathroom munching on the Morrisons savers crisps after his recent slot machine loss. If you see this man please hide your poker chips as to not fuel his gambling addiction.

Nathan Livings you are under arrest for indescent exposure.

by Toby Sharpe December 5, 2024