meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr March 1, 2016

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

meat barn

Another word for a woman’s vagina

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “

by Tb_04 May 7, 2018

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018