death dump

the biggest shyt you'll evr take and its so hard to get out your anus you die from struggling.

Dude 1: Dude i almost had a death dump
Dude 2: omg i feel bad for you

by awkwardpandacorn April 28, 2014

Fist Dump

Fist pumping while in the process of taking a shit

I was Fist Dumping before i went out to the club

by pokered25 August 1, 2012

SMS Dump

Breaking up with someone via text message of instant messenger service.

Cindy was so smothering, man i had to take an SMS Dump on her

by Wurdy Gurdy October 21, 2009

front dump

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style and she thinks she has to fart, but when she does, diarrhea comes out and drips down around the guy and to her front.

She mentioned that her stomach was upset, but when I was hitting it from behind, she front dumped all over my dick!

by Lady Lish July 25, 2015

Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.

Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010

Dump your tits

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

by terp23670 September 11, 2009

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011