500th base

When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.

“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”

by Cyber Daddy 2 April 12, 2022

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base

To speak to an individual in a threatening manner..

To step to someone with a loud voice indicating possible confrontation.

"hey nigga who you think you basing at like that? I will knock yo ass out.."

"I can tell by the base in yo voice"

by Finesse May 13, 2005

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Slang term for your current place of residence.

"Can you stay out?"
"Nah man, my mum wants me back at base soon"

by Scott_e January 24, 2023

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based

biased, but for instead of against

His take on the political situation was really based.

by based_bobthebuilder February 12, 2022

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Based

No doubt. Jenna's based. Not as based as getting this tooth pulled and some antibiotics in me but totally... OH! Dr. K! He's in on that shit too.

Hym "No doubt. Totally based. Totally needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie Cursed. Get Tom Holland to be the brother. Uuummm... Who should play the heel though? Uuuuuuuuumm who's big right now? I don't know. We need a slightly older guy to play the tertiary lead... I wanted to say Timothy Chalomee but he just doesn't look old enough... Damn. I don't know. Whatever. We can find somebody. Seriously. We haven't has a werewolf movie in a while. The movie was good. It's good IP. It's free money."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

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