Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 4, 2009

Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

by JackOffMan November 20, 2009

A Russian Peter

Noun.) A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.

Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!

by Jarba June 4, 2005

Russian History

The worst fucking class on the fucking planet

Russian history isn’t worth the memes it’s just a bad class DONT TAKE IT

by uptight_and_blind420 June 1, 2018

Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 12, 2003

Russian Rusty Bellows

1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.

Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.

1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.

by MSST October 30, 2010

Russian 78

a man getting off by screwing a gurl in tits in a very gay/awkward place.

"Jordan, I cant believe ya just did the russian 78 with that chick on the band director's desk."

"NO WAY! Joey just got the russian 78 did to him in the back of a church bathroom."

by John Fucking Denver July 25, 2008