john swan

john swan is a mute swan he is an amazing youtuber and worthy of being stanned 💞💞💞

"hold up is that john swan?"

"yeah"

"damn he's really COOL"

by CliffsX June 2, 2019

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

John Harris

A nerd Motherfucker with a big forehead and purple penis.
Any individual with the name John Harris has more than likely seen their dads anaconda. (probs in the shower).
John a cocky motherfucker with a furry pseudonym called penisMCcloud. (garfield)

Damn John Harris, you a swaggy motherfucker!

by penisMCcloud August 20, 2018

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

by johnny_rock January 13, 2007

The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"

"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"

by Long dong danny July 14, 2018