J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014

J-House

A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.

lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"

j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"

lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"

j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself

by IceMang January 4, 2008

J-hope

A guy who enters a room and live up the atmosphere instantly, is is of great energy and can make the most emo person burst out in joy.

A ball of sunshine.

J-HOPE.... J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

rhey j

Rhey j means that someone messed up and they will regret it

Oi I'm gonna beat the shit outa you

Rhey j

by Brian zexeyed December 27, 2016

Hop J

A very well defined slim petite woman, with small yet sexy features. Usually very quiet and hard to read.

Wow, I really would like to snag that Hop J's number for later.

by Analyticator September 12, 2013

Lee J

a difficult problem that nobody wants to deal with.

Lets see how the manager handle a "Lee J" like that.

by yourfridgeisbeeping November 8, 2022