A small plastic grip seal bag, typically used to contain small quantities of drugs. Often referred to as a "dodgy".
by OneCapitalGeezer April 4, 2016
Get the dodgy bagmug. Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
Get the douche bagmug. Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
Get the Douche Bagmug. The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
Get the bag monstermug. Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
by Captain Pooface October 3, 2013
Get the leaf baggingmug. A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."
"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."
by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017
Get the Lumber Bagmug. by JFR16 March 24, 2017
Get the diddle bagmug.