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Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025
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Dylan

Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner
Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience

I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect
by Hellowomens November 22, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is the most amazing person you'll meet. He's an amazing boyfriend. He'll make you feel better when you're sad, he would do anything for you. He loves it when you are being cute, which isn't that hard because he thinks everything you do is cute. He loves to just cuddle all day and be playing around with you. But wait for what happens after.. he breaks your heart. He can't take it anymore, it's getting too much for him. He needs space to think about what is happening. He won't talk for a while and just let you sit there crying, while you are still waiting for him. You will never forget him because in your mind he still is your favorite guy. You love him with every broken piece of your heart he broke.
Dylan is such an amazing sweet guy, I love him!
Yeah he was.. I regret that I've met him.
by itsmeh.c; December 17, 2017
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Dylan Raimen

A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex
Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!
by SamLGer December 3, 2010
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Dylan

by DylanHater!42 November 21, 2023
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dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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Dylan

I'm not a simp I look nothing like Dylan
by Fivexd April 2, 2020
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