Chinese-Panamanian

Someone whose grandparents or parents immigrated to Panama from China. Their children often live in Panama and speak Spanish.
Bruce Chen is a Chinese-Panamanian baseball player.
by FL_Gurl_99 August 31, 2019
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Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.
Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!
by On the plod October 10, 2017
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Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 01, 2015
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Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.
Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.
by The Awesome Putin October 17, 2015
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
by Xerts March 05, 2022
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 31, 2022
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