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salmon bomb

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream
"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."
by Salmonsays March 29, 2015
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Lezbo Bomb

When a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay.
1. Him, "Excuse me can I by you a drink?"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"

2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
by Zorged October 4, 2016
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decipher the bomb

wing man has sex with a ugly girl while other guy has sex with the hot girl.
Bro, I need you to decipher the bomb while I get it in with this girl.
by swagstarsince96 February 27, 2012
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Hit a bomb

To hit a bomb is to hit a homerun in baseball- a high flying no doubter. If it's out of the stadium, that's an atomic bomb.
The word bomb refers to when your bat hits the ball so hard it creates a sense of an explosion, or maybe refers to the crowd exploding when you hit it- whichever it is doesn't matter as long as you're hitting bombs all day.
Quote from one of the greatest baseball players to walk the face of the earth, Domingo Ayala, "so its up for you to decide, to be da tablesetter and ground ball or line drive or if you want to get paid da big bucks, you want to hit a bomb erry tyne. just remember, perfect make practise."
by 360noscope420blazeit October 6, 2016
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Bomb Sheltering

The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.
Dude: ...
Other dude: ...
Third dude: This is total bomb sheltering.
by GOD lol May 25, 2006
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Laughter Bomb

Holding in a Laugh till you can't hold it any longer.
Or
Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.
When you read something hilarious on Reddit, and you have your pissed off sleeping girlfriend next to you, and you try not to laugh to not wake up the tyrannosaurus rex, it's like your body starts to build a laughter bomb in the bottom of your stomach, that you can no longer contain, eventually letting out bursts of loud gasping giggles while you try your hardest to keep it in. But the harder you try, the bigger it grows. The funnier it gets.
by eternityhq April 3, 2013
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F Bomb

George: Mike got in an argument with the preacher at church.

Joe: How intense?

George: Father Ron dropped the F Bomb
by Tha_Mutha_Fuckin_Cherry_Popper September 7, 2013
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