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Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.
Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!
by Mork7300 January 26, 2016
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NOGGA Balls

Nogga balls are balls who are balls from the nigga people who live under the sea "I still see your shadows in my room"
by SSSyourdad March 24, 2022
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Ball Slosh

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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bunk-balls

Bunk-balls refers to a situation where two men are having sex with one woman, double penetration style where the woman is riding one gentlemen as he is lying or perhaps sitting, and the other gentlemen is penetrating her while he is behind both of them. Variations are acceptable as long as it creates a situation where the bottom man's scrotum lies beneath the top man's scrotum, stacking them vertically like bunk beds. Hence the term, "bunk-balls".
Steve: "Tyler, see that chick over there?"

Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"

Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".

Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."

Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."

Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."

Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."

Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"

Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."

Tyler: "Sweet, ok."
by T-Hood t.c. December 11, 2009
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Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.
Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.
by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016
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Joe Balls

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.
by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021
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