mickeymouse balls

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.

1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".

by Founderofwords November 3, 2018

ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.

Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.

by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

thirt ball

a slang term for big 30, especially used by ian kim's

"yo thirt ball's new album is fire" -ian kim

by kevuhh May 1, 2022

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003