cum puddle

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

by bloodywank February 20, 2011

cum snatcher

children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.

"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."

by starbaby237 August 4, 2008

Cum Hydrant

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

cum tummy

Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.

Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.

by francois m January 11, 2008

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

Cum Gas

(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.

1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

cum guzzler

cum guzzler is a term for one who ingulfs its throat with cum and guzzles down the semon

patrick don't be a cum guzzler

by arien and jamie February 29, 2008