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National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.
Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!
by 3ffxct October 8, 2022
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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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mind your six

manasa, i’m coming! mind your six!
by acleanswitch April 5, 2024
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National give a girl your hoodie day

On October 23 you have to give a girl your hoodi no matter what she says. It could be a random girl it could be you girl friend your bestfrind but just someone.
by Bznznskkssksosklamq October 20, 2020
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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"
by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017
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Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010
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