Shit Cunt

The worst of blokes, actual cockheads that you want to cave their heads in.

Jonothan Camilleri is an actual shit cunt

by Oaf oaf oaf November 28, 2017

Shit Pussy

A MAN’S DOOKIE CHUTE
A MAN’S RECTUM

Having some shit pussy in the penitentiary is more important than drankin water man

Fleece Johnson, M.D.

by Banxxx August 5, 2022

Mexican Food Shit

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

by hana2H January 26, 2024

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

Shit

something that tastes good

Person 1: I want lunch
Person 2: Have some shit

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

schrodinger’s shit

Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.

John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."

by starpelly July 21, 2021

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018