national kiss your gf day

august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!

bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*

gf: why’d you do that?

bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!

gf: oh, okay!

by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 3, 2021

.9.Pop Your Couple.9.

.9.Pop Your Couple.9.

.9.Pop Your Couple.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

your mum

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden

(your mum) is a dirty slag

by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

your next pembroke house official!

someone approachable, dedicated and creative like Nayana

Vote Nayana for your next pembroke house official!

by aspiringpembrokehouseofficial March 13, 2025

cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 11, 2015