your mom

an ugly bitch

your mom
is an ugly bitch

by cantfindanamesorry April 30, 2020

Your mom

Your mom is a come back invented by Van Foster, it was used to make Trever Ryan Koi shut the fuck up. It's the best come back known to mankind and cannot be countered.

Van: Trevor shut the fuck up
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth

Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?

by Fake wave April 4, 2022

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

your mom

your mom is a modern youngster "joke" with the kids

What did you do last night

Youngster : your mom

by Gratzia Ballz December 29, 2021

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 27, 2021

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010