shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Piece of shit

Someone who posts a persons name on urban dictionary then writes a 5 paragraph essay of them in the description

Fuck you if you do this you piece of shit

by Sub to Red Cultist April 1, 2024

Shit Cunt

John Naylor

Owes money = shit cunt

by 1alwayzw1n June 4, 2020

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Blue Shit

an alcoholic beverage consisting of a triple shot of vodka and a mystery blue fizzy mixer. favoured by students in York on nights out in stone roses.

"Drank so many blue shits last night that i don't even remember leaving stones"

by grog037 March 12, 2022

I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments

Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting

by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025