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Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.
by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018
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Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.
Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."
by Someguy6120 April 16, 2021
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National Cash App Your Girlfriend Day

June 27th is national cash app your girlfriend day.

Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.
Aye bro, did you cash app shorty today? It’s national cash app your girlfriend day!
by mattthedogbountyhunter June 27, 2022
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Your mom

The best insult 12 year olds use to piss off people
Your ugly

"Just like your mom"
by Bumshag August 6, 2021
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