Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then

by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016

wank wee

The act of urinating as you ejaculate

'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'

by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014

food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.

I just had an amazing food wank.

by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009

Drylo Wank

Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.

Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."

by Badge MC June 3, 2008

Wank Panic

The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !

Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.

by Onion Booty May 29, 2009