toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014

texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)

I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.

by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017

toilet ananas nasdas

toilet
ananas
nasdas

bro 1: toilet ananas nasdas
bro 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by lochjago July 9, 2024

skibidi toilet

A stupid internet meme that started as a Youtube searise. It also causes brainrot to ipad kids.

"That's so skibidi toilet!"

by zlash123456789 May 9, 2024

toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting

"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman

by milk.exe May 16, 2022

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020