Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Born to Porn!

A girl is so hot that she was born for the porn industry.

Like, DAMN! That Sheena was born to porn!

by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

Belly Porn

when 2 fat people bounce their bellies off each other while having sexual intercourse.

Tyler and Annaleigh do belly porn together because they are fat fucks

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017