One Night Standards

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.

"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

by Levasaurus Rex January 16, 2013

First Night Gangsterism

First heard on MTV's "World of Jenks". Term created by the rapper Maino. It goes something like this: You meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and “give her the penetration of life”

Man 1: I'm taking you out on the town tonight for the first time. I wanna see some First Night Gangsterism.

Man 2: What?

Man 1: You gotta meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and give her the penetration of life.

by KillahCam0719 September 13, 2010

it ain't that kinda night

Any sort of situation in which you do not wish to include someone or partake in something after someone brings it up.

Chad: So dudes and dudettes, we were thinking about hitting up some movies tonight. You down?
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.

by kit fistbro November 8, 2010

Late Night Bite

Food people eat really late at night. Usually unhealthy and very forgettable.

I'm so drunk and starving! I need a Late Night Bite!

by icwish July 4, 2009

Night Bus Friend

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running

"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."

by LastOrders March 12, 2009

sunday night insomnia

The inability to fall asleep at a resonable time due to staying up all night Friday and Saturday

Friend: Dude, why are you so tired?
You: I got 4 hours of sleep cause of sunday night insomnia.

by Kitkat71093 January 19, 2009

Sunday Night Syndrome

When an individual finds difficulty in going to sleep on Sunday night because they know they have to get up for work or school the following morning. This may also apply on any holiday night before a working day.

Guy 1: How did you sleep last night? You look tired.
Guy 2: I am, I think I had a case of Sunday Night Syndrome.
Guy 1: Ah that always happens to me, it's really annoying.

by The Word_Wizard April 1, 2019