test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....

Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!

by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008

ketchup water

the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.

dude: wow, these fries look great, but they'll be even better with ketchup!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!

by josg January 7, 2008

Water balloon

When holding the tip of your uncircumsized wang and peeing into it, therefore letting the piss build up until you let it go on some un-suspecting bastard/ bitch.

I did the water balloon on my roommate, unfortunately his girlfriend had her mouth open

by Eric theMeyer September 21, 2005

dookie water

Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.

Torpedo Vegas: You're getting dookie water all over my rug.

by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013

Test the waters

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.

Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.

by Bopmeister June 5, 2018

charlie waters

Giving someone really good head

Guy 1: how was stuff with sarah last night?
Guy 2: well good, she gave me a well nice charlie waters

by uycedwxs August 26, 2007

water babies

Tiny bead like balls that grow when put in water. They are usually treated as if were real babies and they can also bounce.

1.Look at my water babies in the water bottle grow!

2. Aw.. my water babies are so cute!

by noneofyourbizness January 9, 2011