sheet wreckin 

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.

Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)

sheet wreckin by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

Sexcel Sheet 

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

Sexcel Sheet by Elyse Black April 24, 2013

red bed sheet 

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

red bed sheet by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Sheet Karate 

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

Sheet Karate by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

you are sheet! 

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

you are sheet! by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

skeetz min-pin 

skeetz- 1. A nickname created by a man for himself.
2. See also skeetz.
min-pin- 1. A breed of dog; greater than a chihauhua lesser than a bulldog.
2. A slang term for the male human;see "dawg"

skeetz min-pin- 1. A male human dawg, skeetz.

That bulldog "lippyfied" skeetz min-pin.
That skeetz min-pin, ran off with my bone.
She was jaded by the one and only skeetz min-pin!

skeetz min-pin by Lippyfied December 9, 2008

Necesita Skeeta 

Someone who needs to bust a skeet, bad!

Yo necesita skeeta after peepin' that pole dancer... Damn!

Necesita Skeeta by smither614 April 28, 2009