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rule 34

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.
rule 34: god is everywhere in any body
by sexy 661 March 9, 2011
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Ja Rule

wanksta. Fake ass gangsta that aint popped shit, that aint shit to no one. ggggggggg- G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
URV, BLACK CHILD, TAH. bUT NOT U ashanti, u no how i feel about u baby
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Rule of 5

Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"
Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.

Me: Rule of 5.

Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.

Me: Rule of 5.
by sunkeyeno.3 July 22, 2011
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Snow Rules

When snow conditions cause driving to become difficult. Conditions inhibit the ability to stop, go, see lane markings, etc

Note: only applies while snowing, before being plowed, with limited other traffic on the road
I was waiting too long at the traffic light, so I just went. Snow Rules!
I don't know if this road is one lane or two, oh well. Snow Rules!
by kalif_90 February 23, 2015
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Rule 112

Rule 112 of the Internet: Reddit always lies.
Reddit is a link sharing website where people post whatever they want. There's tons of crap spouted every day on there - but it'll never be as bad as 4chan.
Guy 1: Woh dude u herd the worlds ending tomorro?
Guy 2: Where'd you hear that, retard?
Guy 1: I herd it on reddit. reddits always right.
Guy 2: Rule 112 of the Internet, man: Reddit always lies.
by I am Not a Bot April 30, 2013
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The Rule of 'ish'

The Rule of 'ish' applies to when someone is scheduling an activity's time. The person who designates the time with an 'ish' to the end implies that the activity may start 15 minutes before of after the given time. Failure to be ready during the 15 minute 'ish' window will result in sitting in the back seat of the car or (if no car is available) you have the right to make fun of the loser who makes you wait.
The Rule of 'ish'

Person 1- Hey we'll pick you up at 12ish
Person 2- Ok
*11:45*
Person 1- Ok were here
Person 2- But im not ready
Person 1- I guess thats backseat for you...FAGGIT!
by The(ish)Master June 14, 2010
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Rule 124

Never ever interrupt yourself in the middle of a story.
Marquz: And then I was like, hol- Wait yesterday i saw a duck eating a pigeon.

LLLoyd: Dude, don't rule 124 yourself...
by Definitely Not A Robot September 24, 2019
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