Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013

glossy pants

Wears a ton of lip gloss, has big boobs, and a nice ass. Usually has a stripper name.

Hey Glossy Pants! How are you doing today?

by babesdomm September 29, 2010

shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".

Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.

by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

nuddy-pants

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nude-colored pants are? They are no pants.

If you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no pants, i.e., you are naked.

by jessickuhh October 22, 2008

Ample Pants

Term to define Y-fronts of epic proportions.

Matt "Check him out"

Paul "Yeah those sure are some ample pants!"

by Whippett December 9, 2010

Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants

Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants

by Mo is gay November 16, 2019